A man and his wife were sitting in the living room watching television when he said to her, “Just so you know: I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

So his wife got up and unplugged the television.

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs.

I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...

I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO

I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR....

His older brother leanded over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Gramma is!"

Ponderings

The average human body contains enough fat to make seven bars of soap.

I've learned that we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for

What is most valuable, is not what we have in our lives, but WHO we have in our lives!